Year: 2002

For those of you not up on the geography of Washington, Ellensburg is a mid sized town in Eastern Washington, known mainly for the incessant wind, Central Washington University (John Kitna's Alma Mater) and the […]

Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln […]

After a couple of days the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as he looks at the New Englander happily swinging his hammer and […]

A first grade teacher in St. Louis explains to her class that she is a Rams fan.She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rams fans. Everyone in the class raises […]

With the upcoming Olympics only a month away, I thought as a resident of Utah, I would share a few “tips” for visitors to the area:Don’t laugh at the names (LaVar, LaVel, LaDell, LaMont, DelVora, […]

http://www.satirewire.com/news/0112/hate_crime.shtmlvia eMail, Thu, 24 Jan 2002 09:16:54 +0800

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.What happens when you predict snow but […]