Dr Wingnut

Year: 2002

  • Wisdom

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    The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.Nothing in the known universe travels faster than…

  • George Carlin’s deep thoughts

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    Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?OK… so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that…

  • How to Run a Microsoft-Free Shop

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    Do you find that you're incapable of stopping upgrades? Do you spend much of your day patching security holes? Do you have a vague sense that you're spending too much money on software? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you may have become overly dependent on Microsoft. Here's a handy 12-step program…