Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2004

  • Defending the "sanctity" of marriage

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    Oklahoma State Representative Mike O’Neal (author of that state’s Defense of Marriage Act) – just charged with felony charges of sexual batteryFormer Senator Bob Dole divorced the mother of his child, a woman who nursed him through a long recovery from war wounds.Newt "Family Values" Gingrich divorced his wife as she lay dying of cancer. …

  • Luck

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    Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us.  But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.John Dewey

  • Know your State Motto?

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    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have ElectricityArkansas: Literacy Ain’t EverythingCalifornia: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your HondaConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It YetFlorida: Home of the headless driversHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay, We’re Not,…

  • Mediocrity

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    The road to mediocrity is littered with empty ketchup packets.Fire Border Sauce packet, Taco Bell

  • Overheard at dinner

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    We took our son Daniel out to dinner for his 15th birthday last Saturday.  It seemed to take forever to get a table for six, and were finally seated near the line.  We were talking when I distinctly overheard the sous chef say, "One Pokemon Sorbet."  I know I’m getting old, and my hearing isn’t…

  • Success

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    About the only problem with success is that it doesn’t teach you how to deal with failure.Tommy Lasorda

  • Creativity

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    Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine, and at last you create what you will.George Bernard Shaw