Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2004

  • Amazing

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    The following quote was included in a sales letter from Microsoft for Windows Server 2003 that I received last week:We upgraded from our NT domain to Microsoft Windows Server 2003 with Active Directory in just one evening.  Now our IT staff has a directory enabled environment to refine its control over the desktop, and new…

  • One of those situations

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    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”And the other guy says: “So what are you up…

  • IMPORTANT BULLETIN

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    Many men are buying “black market” Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores.The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans.The results can be horrible…Here is what you get when you combine Viagra with Mexican Jumping Beans.via email from Martha Clark, Tue,…

  • Only as old as you feel

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    A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step:“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you looked!  What is your secret for such a long, happy life?” “I smoke 4 packs of fags a day”, she said.  “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a…

  • Thinking

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    Nothing is good or bad but thinking makes it so.Shakespeare

  • The Whos

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    The Whos down in Whoville liked people a lot,But the Grinch in the White House most certainly did not.He didn’t arrive there by the will of the Whos,But stole the election that he really did lose.Vowed to “rule from the middle,” then installed his regime(Did this really happen, or is it just a bad dream?)He…

  • Office Workers Willing To Leak Passwords for Chocolate

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    Almost three quarters of office workers in an impromptu man-on-the-street survey were willing to give up their passwords when offered the bribe of a chocolate bar. The organizers of the conference Infosecurity Europe 2004 plans to announce on Tuesday that they surveyed office workers at Liverpool Street Station in England, and found that 71 percent…