Dr Wingnut

Day: December 15, 2004

  • Today

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    Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today.Og Mandino

  • Irene Lord’s Candied Fruit Cakes

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    This is my paternal grandmother’s fruit cake recipe.  In contract with other fruit cakes which so many deign to be doorstops, this recipe is in a class by itself since it has none of the nasty doorstop fruitcake items like citron, citrus peels and the like.  The doctor always makes 3 or 4 batches to…

  • Relationships

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    Relationships are hard.  It’s like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice.  There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.Bob Ettinger

  • 250 (More) Ways to Annoy Your Roommate

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    Make brown-bag lunches for your roommate every morning.  Give them to him/her before s/he goes to class. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards.  Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes.  Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look…