This is my paternal grandmother’s fruit cake recipe. In contract with other fruit cakes which so many deign to be doorstops, this recipe is in a class by itself since it has none of the […]
Relationships are hard. It’s like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be […]
Make brown-bag lunches for your roommate every morning. Give them to him/her before s/he goes to class. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. […]