Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • Worry

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    I’m not the worrying type. Worriers never get anything done.Linus Torvalds

  • CICLÓN

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    Finally a product that celebrates how the active alcoholic roars through life like a tornado!

  • You Can’t Kill the Rooster

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    When a hurricane damaged my father’s house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers full of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket — a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars.  ("When shit brings you down, just say ‘fuck it,’ and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.")  There was no electricity…

  • Perfection

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    A good garden may have some weeds.Thomas Fuller

  • Time

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    It is only in appearance that time is a river.  It is rather a vast landscape, and it is the eye of the beholder that moves.Thornton Wilder

  • Friends

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    Treat your friends as you would a bank account; refrain from drawing too heavily on either.Samuel Johnson

  • To slay a dragon

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    The following email exchange happened at my office last Friday.  Enjoy.FromEric D 04/02/2004 03:21:24 PMToEric BccAllSubjectRe: for those who…or at the very least a six pack.FromEric B 04/02/04 03:18 PMToEric DccAllSubjectRe: for those whoIt will probably turn into one of those exaggerated fables where it turns out that I left at 3:30 to go slay…