Humor
Cell phone use makes driving dangerous!
Pilot fish takes this Friday off for a backpacking trip with a friend in Texas hill country. At least he’s supposed to have the day off.“At breakfast I get a call on my cell,” fish […]
Month: November 2005
Humor
Message for the President
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line […]
Quotations
Pain
People have a need to feel their pain. Very often pain is the beginning of a great deal of awareness. As an energy, it awakens consciousness.Arnold Mindell
Humor
Disease Warning
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease, “Gonorrhea Lectim” (Pronounced: “gonna re-elect him”), is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. […]
Quotations
Change
It’s the most unhappy people who most fear change.Mignon McLaughlin
Humor
Hoosier Daddy?
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that women have […]
Quotations
Nice Guys
I learned a long time ago that in big business and big poker, there ain’t no nice guys.Carl Icahn