Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2005

  • Boston Globe Headline

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    Two boys in Boston were paying baseball when one was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.  Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking the dog’s neck.A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the…

  • Vices

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    The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.Elizabeth Taylor

  • History

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    With history piling up so fast, almost every day is the anniversary of something awful.Joe BrainardAnd also something good!

  • Wisdom

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    …but to knowThat which lies before us in daily life,Is the prime wisdom…John Milton

  • Value

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    The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self.Albert Einstein

  • Pancho and the Genie

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    Pancho is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street.  Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.  Pancho is stunned.The Genie says, “Hello, Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you desire.”Pancho begins thinking, “Well, I really like drinking tequila…”  Finally he says, “I wish to…

  • Knowledge

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    Knowing when to say No and when to say Yes is the beginning of true wisdom.Ralph T. Rupert