Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2005

  • The Inheritance

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    Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.  So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“Right now, I’m just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but within a…

  • All Saint’s Day

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    Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.Steve Almond

  • Not worthy

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    The next time you feel like God can’t use you, just remember…Noah was a drunkAbraham was too oldIsaac was a daydreamerJacob was a liar Leah was uglyJoseph was abusedMoses had a stuttering problemGideon was afraidSamson had long hair and was a womanizerRahab was a prostituteJeremiah and Timothy were too youngDavid had an affair and was…