Month: November 2005

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General

Bore

11/06/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Bore
Everyone is a bore to someone.  That is unimportant.  The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.Gerald Brenan
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Quotations

Slime balls

11/05/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Slime balls
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.Penn Jillette
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Together

11/04/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Together
Coming together is a beginning.  Keeping together is progress.  Working together is success.Henry Ford
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Humor

Norwegian Mat Matics

11/04/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Norwegian Mat Matics
A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.“Here’s your first question,” the foreman said.  “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”“Without numbers?” the Norwegian […]
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Bumper Sticker

11/03/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Bumper Sticker
I saw the following bumper sticker on my way into work this morning:The ink of the scholar is more holier than the blood of the martyr [sic]Nice sentiment which appears to be a quotation from […]
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Humor

The marriage counselor

11/03/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The marriage counselor
The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in […]
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Quotations

Bad News

11/02/2005 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Bad News
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.Douglas Adams