Year: 2005
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Once a pun a time
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed a fire. Thus, we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled.A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dophins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of young seagulls. …
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Life
Life is not significant details, illuminated by a flash, fixed forever. Photographs are.Susan Sontag
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The lost chapter of Genesis
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will…
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Make no mistake
There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake.Duke of Wellington
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Eliza Larmour’s Gingersnaps
Ingredients 1 cup solid vegetable shortening 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar (divided 1 + 1/2) 1 egg 1/4 cup dark molasses 1 tablespoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 2 cups flour Tools Mixer Medium mixing bowl Small mixing bowl Measuring spoons Measuring cups Rubber…
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2005 Emergency Preparedness Calendar
As you may know, we live about 6 miles from the Seabrook Station Nuclear Power plant located on the seashore in lovely Seabrook, New Hampshire. Well, it is 6 miles if I take the shortcut by the Lawn Ornament Zoo.Many of you may remember the sign on Interstate 95 which George (The Elder) Bush would…