Dr Wingnut

Month: January 2006

  • One man in a democracy

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    If everyone is equal, and we have orderly transfer of control, why do we spend so much on protecting elected representatives?

  • Balance

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    We have no right to ask, when sorrow comes, “Why did this happen to me?” unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.Philip S. Bernstein

  • You Know You’re From Maine When…

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    You’ve had arguments over the comparative quality of Fried Dough.You call four inches of snow “a dusting.”You don’t understand why there aren’t fried clam shacks elsewhere in the county.You know what an Irving is and the location of 15 of them.You knew all the flavors at Perry’s Nut House.Your car is covered in yellow-green dust…

  • New Product

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    Campbell’s has announced it soon will stock America’s grocery store shelves with “Bush Soup,” in honor of our President.  A company Spokesman said the soup will consist primarily of a weenie in hot water.via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 3 Jan 2006 09:09:13 -0800

  • Health

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    When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied.Herophilus

  • Thinking

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    The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.B. F. Skinner

  • Bad Jokes

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    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.  The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.A dyslexic man walks into a bra…“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.”“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”“Is it common?”“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”An invisible man marries an invisible woman.  The kids…