We have no right to ask, when sorrow comes, “Why did this happen to me?” unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.Philip S. Bernstein
You’ve had arguments over the comparative quality of Fried Dough.You call four inches of snow “a dusting.”You don’t understand why there aren’t fried clam shacks elsewhere in the county.You know what an Irving is and […]
Campbell’s has announced it soon will stock America’s grocery store shelves with “Bush Soup,” in honor of our President. A company Spokesman said the soup will consist primarily of a weenie in hot water.via email […]
When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied.Herophilus
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.A dyslexic man walks into a bra…“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass […]