Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2006

  • Who can you trust?

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    Sometimes… it just makes you go hmmm.  My doctor keeps harping about by diet and exercise because my cholesterol is over the magic 200 number recently.  I try to watch what I eat, and I’m riding my bike more; but then I read an article like this…If you’re avoiding eggs because you think they’ll raise…

  • Prescription

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    A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.  The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.  The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy”, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your…

  • Happiness

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    Often happiness calls but we are too busy to answer.Ellen H.

  • Love

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    To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.G. Wilhelm Leibniz

  • The Parrot

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    A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his psittacine seat mate.“Hey, bitch,” says the parrot, “bring me a whiskey and soda, and make…

  • Did you know?

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    That May is National Masturbation Month?  Read more about it at Stop the War on Masturbation!

  • Better than Sex Cake

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    Ingredients 1 double recipe Quick Chocolate Cake cooled to room temperature 1 17.5 ounce jar caramel or butterscotch caramel ice cream topping (Mrs. Richardson’s) 1 13 ounce can sweetened condensed milk (Eagle) 1 8 ounce container frozen whipped topping, thawed (Cool Whip) 2 large candy bars, chopped (Snickers) Method Poke holes all over the cake…