Month: August 2007
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One Happy Woman
A woman who just turned 50 is at home, naked, happily jumping on her bed, and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care what you…
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Shuttle Endeavour
With the shuttle’s damaged tiles making reentry problematic, you wonder why they don’t have a computer controlled milling machine and a few blanks that could be milled to replace any tiles that get damaged during takeoff.
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To thine own self…
To be one’s self, and unafraid whether right or wrong, is more admirable than the easy cowardice of surrender to conformity.Irving Wallace
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Gotta love Arkansas
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it till she’s 14.How do you know when you’re staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I got a leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”How can…
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Hustler
… a lot of times the way a hustler works is to make the child feel that the child’s job is to take care of the old man and further his interests.David Milch, Producer, creator and writer of Deadwood
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The Doctor is in
A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, “Ya Olaf, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients”.“Yes, sir …” answers Olaf.The doctor goes hunting and…