Year: 2007
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For Northerners moving South…
In the South:If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don’t try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.Don’t be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the…
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Conflict
Have you learned lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed the passage with you?Walt Whitman
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The North and South
The North has Bloomingdale’s, the South has Dollar General.The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.The North has double last names; the South has double first names.The North has Indy car races; The South…
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Improvement
There’s always room for improvement, you know — it’s the biggest room in the house.Louise Heath Leber
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Women
My wife and sister-in-law just walked in from a shopping expedition and said, “Well, we found the wedding dress. We’re going to go look for it on the internet.”I stupidly asked, “Why do you need to go look for it, if you already bought the dress?”“So we have a picture,” was the response.I suppose that…