Month: February 2000

TermDefinitionBenignWhat you be after you be eight.ArteryThe study of paintings.BacteriaBack door to cafeteria.BariumWhat doctors do when patients die.Cesarean SectionA neighborhood in Rome.CATscanSearching for kitty. CauterizeMade eye contact with her. ColicA sheep dog.ComaA punctuation mark.D & […]

You're not having a bad day… these people had bad days:The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most […]

This little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way… I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me […]

HIS:Pull up to ATMInsert cardEnter PIN and accountTake cash, card, and receiptDrive away HERS:Pull up to ATMBack up and pull forward to get closerShut off engineRoll down windowGet out of car because you're too far […]

The phone rang at FBI headquarters. "Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report my neighbor Thibodeaux! He's hiding marijuana in his firewood.""This will be noted."Next day, the FBI goons came […]

One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget.As he stood in front of the […]

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from […]