No Picture
Humor

More vocabulary builders (Medical)

Term Definition Benign What you be after you be eight. Artery The study of paintings. Bacteria Back door to cafeteria. Barium What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome. CATscan Searching […]

No Picture
Humor

So you had a bad day?

You're not having a bad day… these people had bad days: The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the […]

No Picture
Humor

Political humor

This little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way… I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call […]

No Picture
Humor

His and Hers Drive-Up ATM's

HIS: Pull up to ATM Insert card Enter PIN and account Take cash, card, and receipt Drive away HERS: Pull up to ATM Back up and pull forward to get closer Shut off engine Roll […]

No Picture
Humor

Getting the Most Out of Your Local FBI

The phone rang at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Thibodeaux! He's hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next […]

No Picture
Humor

Time management

One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget. As he stood in front of […]

No Picture
Humor

Bridge to Hawaii

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from […]