Month: February 2000

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Rose

02/19/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Rose
Red roses were herfavorites, her name was also Rose. And every year her husband sent them,tied with pretty bows. The year he died, the roses were delivered to herdoor. The card said, "Be my Valentine", […]
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Redneck jokes

02/19/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Redneck jokes
Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?She can't touch it till she's fourteen.What's the most popular pickup line in Alabama?Nice […]
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Becoming A Real Man

02/17/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Becoming A Real Man
That's right, in just six trimesters, you too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.YearTrimesterCourseDescriptionFirstAutumnMEN 101Combating StupidityMEN 102You, Too, […]
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The Three Corporate Lessons:

02/17/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The Three Corporate Lessons:
Lesson Number One:A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The […]
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Special phrases of academia

02/17/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Special phrases of academia
The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone reading a PhD dissertation or academic paper."It has […]
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FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES"

02/14/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES"
According to Movie Life magazine, Ann Margaret would like to start having babies, soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile. Why?PAUL LYNDE: He's out of town.What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other […]
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Humor

02/11/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Humor
New Words to an old Dylan Song:How many roads must a man drive downBefore he admits he is lostWhy when a man becomes married is heunable to find his own socks.How many times will it […]