Month: February 2000

Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air ForceThe reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have […]

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their […]

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, […]

Then (The Sixties):Now (The Nineties): Long Hair.Longing for hair.The perfect high.The perfect high yield mutual fund. Keg.EKG.Acid Rock.Acid Reflux.Moving to California because it's cool. Moving to California because it's warm.You're growing pot.Your growing pot.Watching John […]

William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.Nowlan's […]

Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides he really needs a new robe. After looking around, he sees a sign for "Finkelstein, the Tailor."He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him […]