Baby Boomers, The 60's vs. the 90's

02/05/2000 Dr Wingnut Humor Comments Off on Baby Boomers, The 60's vs. the 90's
Then (The Sixties):Now (The Nineties):
Long Hair.Longing for hair.
The perfect high.The perfect high yield mutual fund.
Keg.EKG.
Acid Rock.Acid Reflux.
Moving to California because it's cool. Moving to California because it's warm.
You're growing pot.Your growing pot.
Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Seeds and stems.Roughage.
Popping pills, smoking joints.Popping joints.
Paar.AARP.
Killer Weed.Weed Killer.
Hoping for a BMW.Hoping for a BM.
Being called into the principal's office.Calling the principal's office.
The Grateful Dead.Dr. Kervorkian.
Getting out to a new, hip joint.Getting a new hip joint.
Rolling Stones.Kidney Stones.
Our President's struggle with Fidel.Our President's struggle with fidelity.
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