Month: February 2002

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Welcome Suzuki?

02/18/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Welcome Suzuki?
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.Who said "Give me […]
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Moment in Time

02/15/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Moment in Time
Believe it or not but 8:02 PM on February 20 this year will be an historic moment in time.It will not be marked by the chiming of any clocks or the ringing of bells, but […]
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City of Ellensburg Visitors Information

02/14/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on City of Ellensburg Visitors Information
For those of you not up on the geography of Washington, Ellensburg is a mid sized town in Eastern Washington, known mainly for the incessant wind, Central Washington University (John Kitna's Alma Mater) and the […]
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Compaq Innovation News

02/13/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Compaq Innovation News
Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln […]
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New Englander

02/02/2002 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on New Englander
After a couple of days the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as he looks at the New Englander happily swinging his hammer and […]