Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? They’re all men! How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam’s stash? For crying […]
My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. When I was a little girl, she’d bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then, she’d carefully lay […]
Helping the war effort while planning your mid-life crisis-what a plan!Take all American women who are within five years of menopause — train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas […]