Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Mediocrity

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    The road to mediocrity is littered with empty ketchup packets.Fire Border Sauce packet, Taco Bell

  • Overheard at dinner

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    We took our son Daniel out to dinner for his 15th birthday last Saturday.  It seemed to take forever to get a table for six, and were finally seated near the line.  We were talking when I distinctly overheard the sous chef say, "One Pokemon Sorbet."  I know I’m getting old, and my hearing isn’t…

  • Success

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    About the only problem with success is that it doesn’t teach you how to deal with failure.Tommy Lasorda

  • Creativity

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    Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine, and at last you create what you will.George Bernard Shaw

  • States’ Rights

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    The states can retain powers, though not rights.  So "states’ rights" is something of a misnomer, no matter how common its use.  The states have no natural rights.  Their powers are artificial, not natural—they are things made by contract.  The equation "states are to the federal government as people are to the states" mixes apples…

  • Anger

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    Speak when you’re angry and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.Lawrence J. Peter

  • Kids in Church

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    A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.  They were ready to discuss the last one.  The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.  Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife."After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason…