Author: Dr Wingnut
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Faithful Dog
Warning, urban legend ahead. Two hunters from Minnesota — (true story). This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Minnesota:A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are…
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Draft of a Constitutional Amendment to Defend Biblical Marriage
As certain politicians work diligently to prevent marriage between two people of the same sex, others of us have been busy drafting a Constitutional Amendment codifying all marriages entirely on Biblical principles. After all, God wouldn’t want us to "pick and choose" which of the Scriptures we elevate to civil law and which we choose…
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Am I stupid? Or What.
I got an invitation to the IEEE Computer Society monthly meeting where the presentation topic will be: "Exploiting Incorrectly Speculated Memory Operations in a Concurrent Multithreaded Architecture (Plus a Few Thoughts on Simulation Methodology)".I’m sure it will be a stimulating topic, but I think that I might as well just put the gun in my…
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Too much help desk
The following exchange of emails occured at my office this week when my help desk guy sent out the following note:Matt’s MailFor the remainder of the day, Lightning and Thunder will be switched. Any print jobs going to Thunder can be picked up at the machine in Wayne and Sue’s office and any print jobs…
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Jumping the shark
"Jumping the shark" is a phrase coined on a Web site about TV shows; it’s a moment when a good TV show goes bad. It takes its name from an episode of "Happy Days" where Fonzie, wearing swim trunks and his trademark motorcycle jacket, jumped over a pool of sharks on water-skis.Wagners Weblog at Information…
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Experience
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.Advice columnist Abigail Van Buren, known to millions as ‘Dear Abby’