Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Tribute to Phyllis Treworgy

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    We knew her as Phyllis, and "fillus" she didWith the spirit of hope and the faith of a kid. But even in our sadness, we knew what was true…We were graced by an angel who was just passing through. She lived life, she loved life, she cherished it allAnd when dear friends were in need,…

  • Heaven and Hell

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    Heaven IsWhere the police are BritishThe cooks are FrenchThe mechanics are GermanThe lovers are Italianand It's all organised by the SwissHell is Where the chefs are BritishThe mechanics are FrenchThe lovers are SwissThe police are Germanand its all run by the Italians via eMail, Mon, 14 Jul 2003 12:10:27 +1000

  • New from Japan

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    via eMail, 25 June 2003Looks like the ideas that the Elementary school students come up with for the inventors fair. -JDL

  • Know your mate

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    While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential thathusbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”  He addressed the man, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”  David leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn’t…

  • You are not alone

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    "Perhaps the strangest and most insidious aspect of the disease ofalcoholism is its ability to hide itself from the sufferer. Alcoholics areexperts at not being able to see their own illness. They are often thelast to admit that they have a drinking problem."Alcoholism is aprogressive illness. Late starting or early, the drinking gets more andmore…

  • Footprints in your heart

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    Many people will walk in and out of your life,But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head;To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss…

  • Noah's Ark

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    Proof Noah’s Flood Really Occurred?Hundreds of feet below the Black Sea, American explorers led by Titanic discoverer Robert Ballard have found ancient signs of human habitation—habitation that existed before all life was killed from a catastrophic flood that occurred some 7,500 years ago.Remember Noah and the Ark in the Book of Genesis?  The scientists think…