Author: Dr Wingnut
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Daffodil Garden
Several times my daughter telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come see the daffodils before they die." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive to her house."I will come next Tuesday," I promised, a little reluctantly, on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and so…
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Tomorrow
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough, and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out…
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Miscellaneous links
Automatic flattererInterview with god Angelhttp://john.shockey.com/friends.htm Just for today
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George Carlin POST 9-11-2001 (his wife recently died)
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin, the gloriously gross and mouthy comedian of the 1970's and 1980's, could write something so very eloquent … and so very appropriate post 9-11-2001. Here is a wonderful message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways,…
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The End
The most destructive habit … WorryThe greatest joy … GivingThe greatest loss … Loss of self-respectThe most satisfying work … Helping othersThe ugliest personality trait … SelfishnessThe most endangerd species … Dedicated leadersOur greatest natural resource … Our youthThe most effective sleeping pill … Peace of mindThe most crippling failure disease … ExcusesThe worst thing…
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Telemarketers
Telemarketers suck big time. Here are some proven ways to rid your life of these clowns for good… If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because…
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Women Drivers
My name is Bob.This morning I was headed to my office. While driving on Waco Drive near Valley Mills, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Nissan 350Z with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked…