Articles by Dr Wingnut

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Hallothanksholinewyear

Claus Enterprises – 1995 Annual Report

12/25/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Claus Enterprises – 1995 Annual Report
To: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Merry XmasThe usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings was downsized this year to commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing.The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen elected to […]
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A Christmas poem

12/25/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A Christmas poem
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"."Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere […]
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Administratium

11/27/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Administratium
The heavist element known to man was recently discovered by US West Advanced Tech, according to one disgruntled USWester.  The element, tentatively named "administratium," has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number […]
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Humor

Spelling checker

09/15/1992 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Spelling checker
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PC;It plainly marks four my revueMistakes I cannot sea.I’ve run this poem threw itI’m sure your please to no.It’s letter-perfect in it’s weigh.My checker tolled me sew.
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Acronyms

05/15/1985 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Acronyms
GOMERGet out of my emergency room CUSIPCommittee on Uniform Security Identification ProceduresID10TThat must be a eye dee ten tee error (Idiot)DEU Defective end userGPF Gutted Pummeled and Fucked
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Radisson Mart Plaza

05/15/1985 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Radisson Mart Plaza
It’s gonna be hot out there.This ain’t no beach hotel.CB2 – Cute but braindead.Not a happy camper.Gomers go to ground.Mark Wm. Herron, ControllerIf it’s on greenbar, it must be right.Mark Wm. Herron, ControllerSayings around Radisson […]