Articles by Dr Wingnut

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A Wish For The New Millennium…

12/22/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A Wish For The New Millennium…
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.May you get […]
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General

Memo from God

12/22/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Memo from God
To: YOUDate: TODAYFrom: THE BOSSSubject: YOURSELFReference: LIFEI am God.  Today I will be handling all of your problems.  Please remember that I do not need your help.If life happens to deliver a situation to you […]
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Merry Christmas from the "Sticker Patch"

12/21/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Merry Christmas from the "Sticker Patch"
Palm trees wave, are you listenin’?In the pool, water’s listenin’,A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight,Livin’ in a Phoenix Wonderland.Gone away is the blizzard,Here to stay is the lizard,A warm sunny day, we like it that […]
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Humor

In case any of you thought I was kidding…

12/21/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on In case any of you thought I was kidding…
Lacy things, the wife is missingDidn’t ask for her permissionI’m wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhoseWalking ’round in women’s underwearIn the stores, there’s a teddy,With little straps, like spaghettiIt hold me so tight,Like handcuffs at […]
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I Can’t

12/18/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on I Can’t
The fourth grade teacher distributed sheets of paper to the class.  She asked every student to write down all the things that they believed they could not do, wished they could do or wanted to […]
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Changing a light bulb

12/15/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Changing a light bulb
How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?ARIES:Just one. You want to make something of it?TAURUS:One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless […]
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A Name Game

12/15/1999 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A Name Game
DON'T ASK – JUST PLAY!Copy and paste this letter into a new e-mail. Then read the list of names. If your name is on the list, put a star next to it. If not, then […]