Author: Dr Wingnut
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The truth hurts
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70, or being over 70 and heading towards 80…..well, you get the picture!Kidnappers are not very interested in you.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.No one expects you to run—anywhere.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?People…
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Cranberry Orange Dream
Always a favorite around our house for the holidaysIngredients1½ cups boiling water1 pkg. (8-serving size) or 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Cranberry Flavor Gelatin1 can (16 oz.) whole berry cranberry sauce1 can (11 oz.) mandarin orange segments, drained1½ cups cold water (reuse the liquid from the oranges and make up the difference with water)1½…
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Action
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little; do what you can.Sydney Smith
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Complicated puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”Her boyfriend decides to…
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Curious
Apple released an OS X patch today, 10.5.6…. And the following item seemed somewhat like an oxymoron to me, given the usual succinctness one associates with the Swiss and German peoples:Addresses inaccuracies with Calculator when the Mac OS X language is set to German or Swiss German.
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And that’s how the fight started…
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station…. And that’s how the fight started.I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told…