Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • If you don’t who will?

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    You really need to take care of yourself because you won’t be good for anyone else unless you take care of yourself.Harry Bartholomew

  • Retirement

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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.  The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.  I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.  I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would…

  • Progress

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    The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.George Eliot

  • Good questions

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    Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that…

  • Opportunity

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    Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.  They seem more afraid of life than death.James F. Byrnes

  • The Goatalo/Buffagoat of Alamance County, North Carolina

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    Buffalo?  Goat?As we were driving country roads west of Chapel Hill, NC, we made our way to Saxapahaw (pronounced Saxapaw).It was late and.  Although we were on the Bethlehem Chapel — Saxapahaw Highway, it was little more a country road.  We passed a corn field, a dairy farm and; just before the place that sells…

  • Malfunctions

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    The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against wacking them around a little.Joe Martin