Author: Dr Wingnut
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The North and South
The North has Bloomingdale’s, the South has Dollar General.The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.The North has double last names; the South has double first names.The North has Indy car races; The South…
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Improvement
There’s always room for improvement, you know — it’s the biggest room in the house.Louise Heath Leber
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Women
My wife and sister-in-law just walked in from a shopping expedition and said, “Well, we found the wedding dress. We’re going to go look for it on the internet.”I stupidly asked, “Why do you need to go look for it, if you already bought the dress?”“So we have a picture,” was the response.I suppose that…
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Senior moment
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a Nazi turd.He glared at me and started writing another ticket for…
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Random thought
When is an “F” better than a “C”? When it’s the designation of the class you’re sitting in on the airplane.