Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • No Sex Since 1955

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    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.  There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.  “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.  Is something bothering…

  • Always say “No” first

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    Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.Samuel Johnson

  • An Unexpected Moment

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    It was hard to watch her fail.  Physically she was growing thinner and more stooped.  Mentally she was losing her ability to sort out reality.  Initially, my grandmother had railed angrily against the symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease that were eroding who she had always been.Eventually, the anger gave way to frustration and then resignation.  My…

  • Helping hands

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    The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.Swedish proverb

  • Who says religion can’t be funny?

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 4 May 2007 06:58:00 -0700

  • Cakesters

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    Finally Whoopie Pies make the big-time.  Nabisco has started marketing a product called Cakesters.People in New England have been eating them for decades.

  • Inventor

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    Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers, and springs, and believes it civilization.Ambrose Bierce