Author: Dr Wingnut
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Coincidence?
Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal government.However, what you may NOT know,…
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One day at a time
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.Charles M. Schulz
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Twenty-six reasons why a man should have a dog instead of a wife:
The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.A dog’s parents never…
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Anything worth doing…
If you delay till tomorrow what ought to be done today, you overcharge the morrow with a burden which belongs not to it.Hugh Blair
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The lizard and the koala bear
A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few…
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Hanging out in the wrong places
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.Henny Youngman
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Maxine for President!
As you all know, we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008.Well, I have my own candidate; and I’m sure that once you know who I’m voting for, you will also agree.For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution:It is…