Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Conscience

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    Conscience is, in most men, an anticipation of the opinions of others.Sir Henry Taylor

  • Miss Black America contest

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    There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this year because no one wants to wear the banner that says, Idaho.via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:22:26 -0700

  • America

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    The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.King Edward VIII (1894-1972)

  • One Happy Woman

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    A woman who just turned 50 is at home, naked, happily jumping on her bed, and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?  What’s the matter with you?”The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care what you…

  • Shuttle Endeavour

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    With the shuttle’s damaged tiles making reentry problematic, you wonder why they don’t have a computer controlled milling machine and a few blanks that could be milled to replace any tiles that get damaged during takeoff.

  • To thine own self…

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    To be one’s self, and unafraid whether right or wrong, is more admirable than the easy cowardice of surrender to conformity.Irving Wallace

  • Gotta love Arkansas

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    A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it till she’s 14.How do you know when you’re staying in an Arkansas hotel?  When you call the front desk and say, “I got a leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”How can…