Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Hustler

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    … a lot of times the way a hustler works is to make the child feel that the child’s job is to take care of the old man and further his interests.David Milch, Producer, creator and writer of Deadwood

  • The Doctor is in

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    A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, “Ya Olaf, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic.  I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients”.“Yes, sir …” answers Olaf.The doctor goes hunting and…

  • Limited Quantities

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    People will buy anything that is one to a customer.Sinclair Lewis

  • The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd

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    Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:When a heroic dog dies to save its master.The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.After wrecking your boss’s car.When she is using her teeth.Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may…

  • Service

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    Make service your first priority, not success, and success will follow.Author Unknown

  • Cracked windshield

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    I’m driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there’s this big crack in my windshield!I swerved right, and then left, and it was still right there!There just aren’t words for this!via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:14:26 -0700

  • Direction

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    When we lose God, it is not God who is lost.Anonymous