Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Superstar

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    The other day I got a postcard from an outfit called Global Knowledge that wanted me to go to their site to register to see if I was the winner of A FREE Blockbuster Night Card (Two movie rentals, Two 20oz Coke’s, and One tub of microwave popcorn).  Ok, I’m a geek, but I’m not…

  • Walking

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    Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.Steven Wright

  • Walking Eagle

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    President George Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago.He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living.He referred to his career, how he had signed ‘YES’ for every Indian issue that came to his desk for…

  • Happiness

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    I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.Wilhelm von Humboldt

  • Listening

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    It’s not enough to talk to plants, you also have to listen.David Bergman

  • Bore

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    Everyone is a bore to someone.  That is unimportant.  The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.Gerald Brenan

  • Slime balls

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    My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.Penn Jillette