Walking Eagle

President George Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago.

He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living.

He referred to his career, how he had signed ‘YES’ for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.

Although the president was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his ‘red sisters and brothers.’

At the conclusion of his speech, the tribes presented the president with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name: Walking Eagle.

He proudly departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they’d come to select the new name given to the President.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

via email from Duane McDowell, Mon, 7 Nov 2005 06:47:30 -0800