Author: Dr Wingnut
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Violence
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.Francis Jeffrey
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Communication
The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.Edward R. Murrow
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Men are like
…Coffee.The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.…Cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.…Chocolate Bars.Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.…Blenders.You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.…Coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.…Copiers.You need them for…
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Chocolate
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So, candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered…
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Sociology lesson
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:Two Italian men and one Italian woman.Two French men and one French woman.Two German men and one German woman.Two Greek men and one Greek woman.Two British men and one British woman. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.Two Japanese…
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Three tomatoes
Three tomatoes are walking down the street: Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind. Papa Tomato goes back to Baby Tomato, smashes him on the head, and says, “Catch up!”via email from John Treworgy, Sat, 9 Jul 2005 06:43:37 -0700