Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Almost a true story

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    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.  He had several hundred young (hens) layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.  The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.  That took an awful lot of his…

  • Honesty

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    Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.F.M. Hubbard

  • Cute

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    What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?  “Dam!”What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?  Polaroids.What do prisoners use to call each other?  Cell phones.What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?  A stick.What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?  Nacho Cheese.What do you call Santa’s…

  • Interactions

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    It is a piece of great good luck to deal with someone who values you at your true worth.Baltasar Gracian

  • Do Canadians Have a Sense of Humor?

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    via email from John Treworgy, Sun, 12 Jun 2005 11:34:10 -0700

  • Learning

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    There’s a lesson to be learned in every painful experience.Mary Timberlake

  • Even more State Motto’s

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    Florida: Ask us about our grandkids, and our voiting skills.Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower that Sweden’s.  And our Senators are more corrupt!Montana: Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, RIght-wing crazies, and Honest Elections!New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney… And no right to self defense!Ohio:…