Author: Dr Wingnut
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The lost chapter of Genesis
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will…
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Make no mistake
There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake.Duke of Wellington
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Eliza Larmour’s Gingersnaps
Ingredients 1 cup solid vegetable shortening 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar (divided 1 + 1/2) 1 egg 1/4 cup dark molasses 1 tablespoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 2 cups flour Tools Mixer Medium mixing bowl Small mixing bowl Measuring spoons Measuring cups Rubber…
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2005 Emergency Preparedness Calendar
As you may know, we live about 6 miles from the Seabrook Station Nuclear Power plant located on the seashore in lovely Seabrook, New Hampshire. Well, it is 6 miles if I take the shortcut by the Lawn Ornament Zoo.Many of you may remember the sign on Interstate 95 which George (The Elder) Bush would…
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Strength
Our strength is often composed of the weakness we’re damned if we’re going to show.Mignon McLaughlin
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The perfect husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: “Hello”WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”MAN: “Yes”WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and…
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Change and Progress
Change is one thing, progress is another. “Change” is scientific, “progress” is ethical; change is indubitable, whereas progress is a matter of controversy.Bertrand Russell