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Wisdom on a restroom wall
From a bathroom stall (excuse me, a “loo”) in London: I’m into S&M, bestiality, and necrophilia, or am I just beating a dead horse?via eMail, Sun, 2 Jan 2000 17:56:43 -0600
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The Funeral
A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee and newspaper when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse […]
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Oh, the state of affairs!
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:29 have been accused of spousal abuse7 have been arrested for fraud19 have been accused of writing […]
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Just in Today
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works […]
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Welcome to the Rust Belt
You know you are from Michigan when:You own only three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup.You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.You […]
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Y2K Christmas
T'was the week after ChristmasAnd all through the house not one pc was working not even a mouse.I turned on the power but nothing was workingI grab the computer and start banging and jerking.I laid […]