'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"."Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere […]
To: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Merry XmasThe usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings was downsized this year to commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing.The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen elected to […]
The heavist element known to man was recently discovered by US West Advanced Tech, according to one disgruntled USWester. The element, tentatively named "administratium," has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number […]
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