Bumper stickers

  • If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
  • The Earth Is Full — Go Home
  • I Have The Body Of A God (Buddha)
  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to Me
  • Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult
  • The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
  • Illiterate? Write For Help
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit
  • Where Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?
  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
  • I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
  • Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.
  • Boldly Going Nowhere
  • Heart Attacks… God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
  • How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
via eMail, Thu, 11 May 2000 08:47:05 -0600