Dr Wingnut

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  • Memo from God

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    To: YOUDate: TODAYFrom: THE BOSSSubject: YOURSELFReference: LIFEI am God.  Today I will be handling all of your problems.  Please remember that I do not need your help.If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it.  Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to…

  • Administratium

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    The heavist element known to man was recently discovered by US West Advanced Tech, according to one disgruntled USWester.  The element, tentatively named "administratium," has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number of 0.  However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons.  This…

  • Acronyms

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    GOMERGet out of my emergency room CUSIPCommittee on Uniform Security Identification ProceduresID10TThat must be a eye dee ten tee error (Idiot)DEU Defective end userGPF Gutted Pummeled and Fucked

  • Radisson Mart Plaza

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    It’s gonna be hot out there.This ain’t no beach hotel.CB2 – Cute but braindead.Not a happy camper.Gomers go to ground.Mark Wm. Herron, ControllerIf it’s on greenbar, it must be right.Mark Wm. Herron, ControllerSayings around Radisson Mart Plaza Hotel in Miami Florida inthe early 1980’s