Category: Humor
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Van Gogh’s Family Tree
His dizzy aunt — Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes — Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience store — Stop n GoghThe grandfather from Yugoslavia — U GoghThe cousin from Illinois — Chi-ca GoghHis magician uncle — Where-diddy GoghHis Mexican cousin — A Mee GoghThe Mexican cousin’s American half-brother — Grin GoghThe nephew…
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Good Campaigning
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.“Stanley,” responds the little boy.“And what is your question, Stanley?”“I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade…
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Halloween Joke
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly…
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The breakdown
A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their…
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New Government Seal
Official Announcement:The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!via email from…