Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Finally! Error Messages I Can Understand…

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    via email from D. Kimball Lord, Mon, 17 Jul 2006 17:04:09 -0700

  • Loveable Children’s Books

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    Little Golden Books That Never Made It:You Are Different And That’s Bad.The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.Dad’s New Wife Robert.Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving HerCurious George and the High Voltage FenceAll Cats Go To HellThe Little Sissy Who SnitchedSome Kittens Can FlyThat’s It, I’m Putting You Up For AdoptionThe…

  • The New Baby

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    There was a middle-age couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-age daughters.  The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and, sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. …

  • Morons

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    WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.  He received a $26 million severance package.  Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside…

  • Use the word “fascinate” in a sentence

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    A grade school teacher in Minnesota asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm and we all saw his pet sheep.  It was fascinating.”“That was good,” the teacher said, “but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’ not…

  • We’re Off to See the Wizard!

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    Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of Oz.They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great “What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: “I’ve come for some courage.”“No…

  • Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Motherhood

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    Happy July FourthThe doctor is celebrating his 46th birthday today.  He’s hoping he gets some hotdog cookers like this for his birthday; and of course fireworks… a present he gets every year on his birthday.It appears they’re not using Ball Park Franks which “Plump When You Cook ’em!”® Thanks to Duane McDowell for the picture…