Category: Humor
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How is your lawyer?
A guy phones a law office and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.”The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry but he died last week.”The next day the guy phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he died last week.”The next day the same guy calls again and asks…
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How many lawyers
Question: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: How many can you afford?submitted by Lesley via email from Jeff Patten, Tue, 1 Feb 2005 09:36:45 -0700
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Where is the rake?
If I’m not mistaken, its right here.via email from Eric Diedrich, Tue, 02/01/2005 14:35 -0600
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Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
LetterDear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4,…
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Norwegian Fire Department
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief…
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Programmer’s Cheer
Shift to the left!Shift to the right!Pop up, push down!Byte! Byte! Byte!