Category: Humor

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I’ll have what I’m having.

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.You did what?!?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.“You know,”explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’…

Hannah and I drove down from Maine on Saturday afternoon and met the blizzard head on at the Portsmouth Rotary.We saw several cars off the road the nearer we got to the Mass. Border.Sunday Cherrie had it all shoveled out by game time and we settled in to watch the Pats cream the Steelers.Monday, as…

We warmed up to 20 degrees today but there is still fall-out from the storm.  On the radio they are still listing cancellations.  I just heard this, “There are no activities tonight at the Immaculate Conception.”Duh; isn’t it why the call it that?by John Treworgy, via email Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:15:24 -0500

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?  You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you’d been there eight hours.via email from Jeff Patten, Tue, 1 Feb 2005 09:36:45 -0700

Constipated people don’t give a crap.If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer. Horn broken… watch for finger.The earth is full – go home.I have the body of a god — Buddha.So many pedestrians — so little time.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.If we quit voting, will they all go away?Eat right, exercise, die…