Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Unexpected arrival

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    A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”  St. Peter asks.“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers.“Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. …

  • Trouble with their sons

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    A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.When the son returned, he said, “Papa, I had a great time in Israel.  By the way, I converted to Christianity.”  “Oy vey,” said the father, “What have I done!”He took his problem to his best friend.  “Ike,” he…

  • I really want to work here!

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    Finally a consulting company that I could really shine at, not a consulting company filled with dweebs like Arthur Andersen in the 1990s.  Read all about it at Huh Corporation

  • Would you, could you in a box?

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    This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston.And how it looks from inside.  That’s made entirely out of one-way glass.  No one can see you in there.via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:41:25 -0500

  • There will be no nursing home in my future…

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    When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship.  The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day.  I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.  That leaves $65 a day…

  • When you’re drunk…

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    Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…InnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk…SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-aggressive disorderTransubstantiateThings that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk…Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.Nope, no more drinks for me, I’ve reached my limit.Sorry, but you’re not really my type.Please take the…

  • Letter to the President…

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    Dear President Bush:Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals.Actually, we’re a bit ticked off here in California, so we’re leaving.  California will now be its own country.  And we’re taking all the Blue States with us.  In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all of…